Remember when I'd made that joke about M.O.D.O.K. needing to lose at least 30 lbs. to that freakishly oversized head of his if he ever planned on crossing the Golden Gate Bridge?
(Also, I'm going on the assumption that you're not asleep right now. You're not asleep right now, right? I'm sorry if you are, but good morning and I know it's 3:45 A.M.)
Turns out he only needs to lose 28.4 lbs., so I was technically off only by 1.6 lbs.
Anyway, can you tell Cap I won't be making it to the meeting today? I'd tell him myself, but I can already hear his reprimand in my head. "Tony, this is the fourth meeting you've missed in a row. If there is something going on, you need to tell us. Blah blah blah." Nothing is going on. Well, not ONE thing. Not anything I can't handle on my own.
It's only five, six things. Like I said, nothing I can't handle. I have Iron Man here with me. My adversary, if you can even call him that, is currently stuck in the south tower awaiting S.H.I.E.L.D. pickup.
I am taking an impromptu trip out of the country though, so I leave Steve in your hands.
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text; 3:45 AM EST
(Also, I'm going on the assumption that you're not asleep right now. You're not asleep right now, right? I'm sorry if you are, but good morning and I know it's 3:45 A.M.)
Turns out he only needs to lose 28.4 lbs., so I was technically off only by 1.6 lbs.
Anyway, can you tell Cap I won't be making it to the meeting today? I'd tell him myself, but I can already hear his reprimand in my head. "Tony, this is the fourth meeting you've missed in a row. If there is something going on, you need to tell us. Blah blah blah." Nothing is going on. Well, not ONE thing. Not anything I can't handle on my own.
Just
breakfast will be on me, OK?
[...]
Thanks. Save a doughnut for me.
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if its not ONE thing how many things is it?
its 3:45AM
do you know where your Iron Man is?
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It's only five, six things. Like I said, nothing I can't handle. I have Iron Man here with me. My adversary, if you can even call him that, is currently stuck in the south tower awaiting S.H.I.E.L.D. pickup.
I am taking an impromptu trip out of the country though, so I leave Steve in your hands.
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I mean before 3:45AM and you were in trouble?
or in dire need of some backup?
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[ it's MODOK, come on. ]
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with maybe a little mid-battle makeout?
not with the modok obviously
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Besides, I think I like the post-battle welcome home makeouts more.
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post-battle welcome home makeouts are definitely 👌
top 3 best makeout situations
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Will I have something to look forward to?
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you got any specifics in mind?
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[ a joke? maybe. ]
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right in the heart
:)
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:)